Shattered Glass.
Monday, April 11, 2005

ROCPs red alert.

Wahaha. I now self-proclaim myself to be the hip-est and punk-est person in the entire blardy office. thanks to my new wonderful hairstyle aka star cut. muahaha. its so blardy short i got my sexuality(as in homo or bo or straight) questioned by my colleague at sushi tei. hmm....guys are quite narrow minded hor...c girls wit short hair den think dey are butches...haha duno whether to laugh or cry.
damn. dis haircut sure make me haf to dress harder dan usual. i mean if u noe me u noe i always wear big casual t-shirts and jeans one wad. but amazingly i wore a denim skirt out to town yest! WOOT! wtf. i felt damn uncomfortable the whole day(damn breezy underneath).
whee. and a female colleague jus now jus said tt i'm shuai! SHUAI?!?! omg....k la...at least not ugly rite...hurhur. well...wanna noe how the hell i look? wait til i can find someone wit a digi cam to take foto of me first la...muaha. (jus wonderin if my hair grew a little longer could i dye it red and look like quan yifeng? woohoo!)
alrite. jus had a blardy full lunch...thanks to my mom! packed a huge box of lunch for me....so delicious i jus gobbled it down and after tt den realise i damn fuckin full....ow....stomach hurts a lil now. gosh. realli haf to jian fei le....i notice girls wit short hair mostly look chio when they are SKINNY....which i am 101% NOT. MUAHAHA. ok la i shall convince (or rather is bluff) myself tt i haf attitude! yea man. attitude's the word! yoyoyo!!! *does the hipster pose*
ok. baq to my hair. (kk i am a self-centred b****...wadeva.) since i DO NOT want to look like a butch or boy, i mus try my v v best to look more feminine in future. which includes makeup and accessories. omg. tt's sooooo not me...but wth. women are born to suffer. boohoo. yearh well, dun be surprised if a dun turn up for contact trainin for 3 wks in a row in future cos tt's due to newly punched ear holes! waha. (kk tt might not happen in the short term la.) must wear tighter clothes which are supposedly to show off one's figure but too bad i dun haf one (unless u consider round and bulges a figure?!?!) oh yea. mus go and trim eyebrows too. i haf no f***ing idea how to trim the shape...and it blardy hurts like hell! eeeyer....muaha. i totally sound like a guy hor...alrite. enuff of dis nonsense.

-----RED ALERT: ROCPs----
hokay doke. i now openly declare i DUNCH LIKE ROCPs!!! (Republic Of China People.)
dey suck big time man! Top 10 reasons y i hate dem:
  1. they are rude, loud and uncivilised in public. always spittin and tokin at the top of their lungs like nobody's business.
  2. yest at the CS foodcourt an ROCP woman act. kiao kar(put up her leg) on the chair!! omg....wad a total disgrace.
  3. dey always cmplain over the slightest thing(ask pee lor)
  4. dis is targeted at my colleague...ROCP!!! do ur work and stop slackin! and stop orderin the new ppl ard! and stop showin off ur son's sch life, its nth much to boast abt!
  5. i hate the fact tt they try too hard to blend into our culture.
  6. damn kiasu. worse than sporeans! HORRIBLE.
  7. dey dun give way on buses or mrts. (acc. to pee: y dun dey jus cycle?!)
  8. dey suck
  9. dey suck
  10. dey SUCK BIG TIME.

(the above is purely my own personal opinions and heardsay. if offended, pls do not contact me, rather, reflect on y u are offended. and it does not apply to all ROCPs. jus MOST.

Stay tuned for nexzt entry:SHOULD WE CONDEMN BANGALAS???

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