Shattered Glass.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005

i haf to say dis. i hate public transport. but i even more HATE ppl hu haf BO and still continue squeezing beside ppl like dey are the nicest smellin S*** in the world!!! ruai once said i am the ultimate unlucky public transport commuter and i totally agree wit her. y oh y do i always get to meet or rather smell smelly ppl on extra squeezy buses?!?! rah. jus now on bus no. 9 dere was dis malay or thai guy lar, sqqquuuuueeezzzzeeee beside me like noboddy's biz and holy shit!!! he smells like hell! one whiff and i nearly fainted. and the worst part was when i tried my hardest to edge away fr him (even jus 1cm) he jus comes even closer. wth. pooi! me and ruai came up wit afew ideas the other time (10x to XX) tt can help save innocent commuters fr such ppl. here are some of dem:

MRT
1) put up cabins tt shuts dis BO carriers fr the rest of the clean fresh air in the cabin.
2) all seats will haf auto smelly sensors. once smelly guy detected, a siren is sounded and the smelly one will be ejected off the seat into da clear blue sky. (if undergrd, the smelly one shall be ejected downwards instd)
3) for those PDA couples, dere shall be "love-soundproof" cabins for u all. spare the eyes of the other commuters. most are oledi havin v tired eyes fr a day's work and do not appreciate ur lovey dovey acts.....pls...
4) the ultimate: all ppl carryin BO are BANNED fr takin public transport. period.

BUSES (ownself think one)
1) a big claw (like those tt catch softtoys in arcade machines) will pick da smelly one up and throw him outta the bus.
2) an auto perfume spray located at the door will spray thye detected as smelly.
3) a BIG RED GLOWING STAMP will be stamped on the foreheads of those hu haf BO and still board the bus.
4) BANNING

k. i am boh liao.

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